A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde, “I’m sorry.
Your ticket isn’t for first class. Could you please move to your seat?”
The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m going to New York.”
The attendant said, “That’s fine miss, but you’ll have to go to your seat.”
The blonde again replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m going to New York.”
This conversation continued, always with the blonde’s same response.
The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde.
The captain went and whispered something in the blonde’s ear and the blonde immediately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move.
He said, “I just told her that this part of the plane wasn’t going to New York.”
LOL!!
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A blonde was visiting Eiffel Tower for the first time
A blonde was traveling abroad and wanted to see the Eiffel Tower.
She tried to ask people and found a policeman who agreed to help her.
She asked him, “Excuse me, how do I get from here to the Eiffel Tower?”
The policeman replied, “Wait for bus 37 and get on it, it will take you there in 10 minutes.”
The blonde thanked the policeman and he left.
A few hours later, he happened to go by the same place he left the woman, just to see the blonde is still there!
“Why are you still here?” The policeman asked, “I left you 4 hours ago and you haven’t boarded the bus?”
“Oh don’t worry sir, sir, just a moment ago, the 30th bus passed, there are only seven left to go!”
LOL!!
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