Cow on train tracks

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.

Finally, it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

“What’s going on?” she yells out the window.

“Cow on the track!” replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.

Within five minutes, however, it stops again.

The woman sees the same conductor walk again.

She leans out the window and yells, “What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”

Three blondes were driving through the desert

Three blondes were driving through the desert

There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they cross the desert, their car breaks down.

They don’t have a phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest town several miles away. Each of them decides to do one thing to make the trip better

The first blonde takes the radio and says, “If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music.”

The second blonde decides to take a wheel, “In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled.”

The third blonde takes the car door, “In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!”

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