Johnnie’s Teacher Asks Class.

Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class, ”If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.”
Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog.

Little Billy said he saw a train.

Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog.

“Oh,” said the teacher.

“That’s terrible! Was he run over?”

“No,” said little Johnny.

“Well, how do you know he was flat?”

Replied little Johnny, “Well, he must have been! There was another dog PUMPING him up.”

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L.Johnny Walks Into School One Day

One day, little Johnny walks into school to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name, class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”

The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs. Prussy.”

A few days later, the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and then says to the teacher,

“I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”

“That’s right!” she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds, Little Johnny says,

“Mrs. Crunt?”

LOL!!

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