Two Arkansans Meet On A Dusty, Country Road…
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens.
“Chickens, eh?” says his friend. “Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?”
“Heck,” says the guy with the bag. “You guess right, I’ll give you both of ’em.”