Category: Funny Jokes

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter...

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She wonders about the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain...

A duke was hunting in the forest A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the...

The teacher asks the class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with “I”. After some children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy,...

The elderly Native American wanted a loan of $500 and a bank employee helped him with the application form that he needed to fill out. “What do you plan to do with the money,...

The teacher asked Little Johnny: “If you had a quarter,” quizzed the teacher,” and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?” “One quarter.” answered little...

Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Teacher: You can’t, it’s too big. Johnny: Wrong. All you have to do...

Walking along the street a family couple noticed a man and a cat with a sign: “TALKING CAT FOR SALE – ONLY $20.” They came closer and the cat looked at them and said,...

One day, a 5-year-old girl went to visit her grandmother. While playing with her toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, she looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a...

One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,“I’d like to buy this TV”. He says,“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes”. The next...