Category: Funny Jokes

Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: “I had sex last night, did you?” Woman 2: “Yes.” Woman 1: “Was it good?” Woman 2: “No, it was a disaster… my husband came...

After getting my new job as a Walmart greeter, a great find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud,...

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day. Sid asks Al. “Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in...

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not called in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number...

A couple, both 78, went to a private sex therapist’s surgery. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled but...

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he...

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” “Simple. “I’m not going.” “Why not?” “Well,...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store...

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the...

A young man and an old woman are travelling by train, And the old woman, after looking closely at the young man, leans forward and says “Excuse me, young man, are you Jewish?” And...