Category: Funny Jokes

A man named Jack walks into John’s Stable to buy a horse. “Listen here,” says John, the owner. “I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained...

An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising...

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and...

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise visit and check up on his staff As he walked through the plant, he noticed a young man doing nothing but leaning against...

A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him that he owes $8. “But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer....

A retiring farmer was getting rid of his farm animals because he needed to clear out his produce. To do this, he went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering...

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-ampons from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register...

A couple had two mischievous 8-year-old boys (Little Johnny) and his 10-year-old brother. They were always in trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get...

A Blonde guy burned two ears… So they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, ”I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang… So, instead of the phone I...

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. A little girl, deciding to skip school and go to...