Category: Funny Jokes

I came across this article lately, and it truly impressed me. I’d want to share it with you; please take a minute to read it; you’ll be pleased you did. Even though she is...

A six-year-old boy and his four-year-old sister were in the market. The child was surprised to see that his sister was falling behind. He came to a halt and returned his gaze. His sister...

A Kentucky elementary school teacher challenged her students to utilize the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly raised her hand and stated, “My family and I visited my grandfather’s farm, where we saw his...

An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from her little shop. They put up signs advertising...

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you, grandpa?” he asks. “I’m feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “terrific, wonderful menus.” “And the nursing?”...

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty but there were extenuating circumstances.” The female Judge said,...

So I’m in Wal-Mart, buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. A woman in line behind me inquired whether I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food?...

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the flat was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on...

A monkey is smoking a joint in a tree when a lizard goes by, looks up, and says to the monkey “Hey, what are you up to?”… The monkey responds: “I’m smoking a joint....

A monkey is smoking a joint in a tree when a lizard goes by, looks up, and says to the monkey “Hey, what are you up to?”… The monkey responds: “I’m smoking a joint....