Category: Funny Jokes

A frog is born mute, and he can’t make any typical frog noises because, well, he can’t make any noises at all. As a result, the frog has a tough time making friends with...

Children were taught at Sunday school about how God created everything, including humans. Matty, a kindergarten student, looked very interested when they explained how Eve was made from one of Adam’s ribs. Later that...

A school employed a new Spanish teacher who had just graduated from college. The principal decides to sit in on the teacher’s first day of class to observe. He sits down close to Little...

“Father, I have a problem,” says a lady to her priest one day. “I have two female parrots, but they only know one word.” “What do they say?” inquired the priest. “Hello, we’re hookers!”...

The media team decides to pay a visit to a hundred-year-old guy who lives alone in a hut in the woods. They arrive and find him cutting wood and carrying it all by himself....

A teacher attempting to teach excellent manners asked her pupils the following question during one of her daily classes: “Michael, if you were on a date with a lovely young lady, how would you...

Paddy and Mick were drinking beers at the bar and reminiscing about past times when the call of nature drove them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation: Paddy, on...

One spring evening, a guy was traveling across west Texas. He hadn’t seen anyone for what felt like hours on the road. Suddenly, his automobile began to cough and sputter, and the engine stopped...

One weekend, the husband is shaving when the youngster he hired to mow his lawn, a local named Bubbly, comes inside to pee. The husband looks over, taken aback by how well-endowed Bubbly is....

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her ladyloves. “Oh, no!” she suddenly blasted. “Look at the time! I’ve to rush home and fix regale for my hubby! He will be...