Category: Funny Jokes

Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at Johnny with an arrogant face and said, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.” “Then...

Elsa, a 97-year-old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was standing there waiting for her. He said, “Welcome, Elsa. Do you...

An old accountant is on his deathbed. Summoning his last bit of strength, he lifts his head and whispers: “Is my beloved wife Sarah here with me?” And Sarah says, “Yes, I am here.”...

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to...

Two Eskimos sitting, paddling along in a kayak, when one felt a little chilly so he made a little pile of sticks and lit a fire in the craft. His friend shouted at him...

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are...

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a department store. A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter walks up to a counter in a...

Morris, the loud-mouthed mechanic, was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for...

A blonde driving a car got lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic, however, as she remembered what her father had told her once. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait...

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine-year-old grabs a box of t-ampons from the shelf of the grocery store and carries it to the register...