The Husband Comes Home With A Scratch On His Chest

The husband comes home and is worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress.

opens the door, seeing the cat asleep on the couch, and gives him a tremendous kick.

The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs out the door.

The wife comes in the living room and asks what happened and he angrily replied:

“This cat seems crazy; I was walking in and, just like that, he jumped on me and scratched me in the chest.”

“Look at that hell of a scratch!”

The woman replied:

You did very well. Today,  this fool has bitten my a***s and given me one hell of a hickey on my neck.