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Billy Called The Little Johnny.

One day Billy called little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a...

A Difference in Prizes

Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below the average smarts around Little Rock. One day at Little Rock Walmart, they decided to participate in the weekly charity raffle. They...

Little Johnny and Birthday Gift

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was approaching and he thought it was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want...

A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble

A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and loses all his money. He doesn’t even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway. He explained to the driver that he...

Little Johnny Is In Grade 7.

Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asked a lot of questions to his teacher. One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H...

The Perfect Mate.

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.” Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”...

A man wants his hair cut

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About two hours.” The guy...

A Man Buying A Horse

A man named Jack walks into John’s Stable to buy a horse. “Listen here,” says John, the owner. “I have exactly the horse you are looking for. The only thing is he was trained...