Laugh of the day: I saw the light..
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were both 102 years old. They had been married 74 years. The local television station sent a news crew out to interview them. “What we need to do,” the reporter...
Category: Funny Pictures
A Man In A Suit Approaches A Young Lady
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked. “Guys like you usually have...
A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use A Code To Indicate That They Wanted To Have S*ex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code to indicate that they wanted to have s*ex, without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word “typewriter.” One day...
An Elderly Lady Walked Into A Dallas Bar
An elderly woman entered a pub in Dallas, Texas, and noticed a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He was wearing the largest boots she’d ever seen. The elderly lady asked...
A Lady And Her Dog Were Enjoying A Stroll.
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rotweiler. The Rot was really humping away and the lady was frantically...
Two Guys Grow Up Together.
Two guys grow up together, but after college, one moves to Georgia and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every 10 years in Florida to play golf and catch up on each...
The Old Man Had Worked His Way Down. –
Murphy, the old guy, had spent years working at the Guinness Brewery. But one day, he got distracted and slipped on the path, falling into the beer vat and drowning. The foreman believed it...