Category: Funny Pictures

  Let me the opportunity to prove that you have a dirty mind :p Though it is not your fault, These pictures are complicated. Will help you get your mind out off the gutter....

An elderly couple is traveling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room. They only planned...

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with...

Dave was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty and full of...

The Polite Way to Pee ???? During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner...

A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a $50 reward to anyone...

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a weapon the size of a little kid’s little...

no arms and no legs. She asks: what do you want? He says: I came because of the newspaper ad. Her: do you meet the first requirement? Him: I got no arms, so I...

Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a bl**job!” “You know what?” replies Jenny, “It’s exactly the same with...

The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about lovemaking. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your...