Category: Funny Pictures

Two Old Ladies Were Having A Smoke

Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke. Suddenly, it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and...

Dear Mrs. Harris

tunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received...

Penguin And Truck Driver

So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around, but can’t see anyone. So he picks up...

Body in The Trunk

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding… Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your...

Morris Returns From The Doctor.

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for s*x. Naturally, she...

Dammit, Ginger!

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The...