Category: Funny Pictures

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him… … and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. “Tarzan not know...

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you...

A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one...

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of...

A little girl says to her mother: “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”… “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.” So they wait until Daddy gets...

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he asks. She answers back,...

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”...

Home As he walked up to old lady’s car As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to...

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to...

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.”...