Category: Funny Jokes

An Old Man Goes To A Restaurant.

An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ‘Sir, I’m afraid...

A school teacher asked her students

A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”.​ One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and​ I...

There were two nuns

There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were far away from the...

A little girl asked her mother

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so was all mankind made.” Two days later, the...

Ford F150

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,” he says. “With what...