A Newly Married Couple Are In Bed
A newlywed couple lies in bed, and the husband curiously asks his wife about the number of men she has been with. Despite his inquiry, the woman remains silent, her gaze fixed on the...
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The Husband Comes Home With A Scratch On His Chest
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a...
70-Year-Old Widow Posts A Newspaper Ad To Find A Husband
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again… She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me,...
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard
An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying? The golfer replied...
A blonde and her car
She contacted her friend seeking advice, and her friend inquired about the mileage on her car. “It’s at 235,000 miles,” she replied. Her friend pointed out that this might be the root of her...
A man and a woman were asleep
A man and a woman lay asleep, resembling two innocent babies lost in slumber. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a jarring noise shattered the stillness from outside. Bewilderment gripped the woman as...
A woman aske how old do you think i am
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home, she stopped at a dress shop to look around....
An elderly couple decides to live
An elderly couple decides to live it up a little and go to McDonald’s… When they order the food, the old man divides the fries in half and splits the burger in two. Some...
A woman came up behind her husband
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with...
His wife teased him – but he had the final word
My wife and I went to the auction in Paris Kentucky the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen...