HELL EXPLAINED
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor...
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A blonde and milk bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be...
A nun in the convent walked
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well, if he is a blind man, than...
Attractive Blonde Woman
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice.. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”...
Wife Calls A Husband.
Husband – “Hello?” ,, Wife – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” Husband – “Yes.” ,, Wife – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just...
The Wife Bought A New Nighty
Sarah, a free-spirited and adventurous wife, set out on a shopping trip one bright afternoon with one specific objective in mind: to locate the ideal, seductively sheer nightgown that would excite her husband, John....
Old Couple And Viagra
A senior couple decides to try viagra for the first time ever. They have an incredible night together. In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, Would you like some bacon...
Important Body Symptoms You Should Be Aware Of
Yellowing Skin (Jaundice): “Jaundice produces skin yellowing, indicating possible liver disease when bilirubin isn’t eliminated properly.” 2. White Dots on Nails: “White dots on nails may signify deficiencies in zinc, calcium, or protein.3. Cracked...
Lazy Husband Got The Worst End
A lazy husband refused to help his wife with household chores. When asked to tidy the garden, he retorted, “Do I look like a gardener to you?!” Similarly, when she asked him to fix...
Curious husband, wife doesn’t fight him back when he’s mad at her!
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use you TOOTHBRUSH. LOL, this...