Category: Log Cabin

A guy was meeting with his attorney. The attorney asked him, “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said. “Give me the bad news first.” “Your wife found...

Dad: who do u like more, mum or dad? Little Johnny: both Dad: okay, if I go to London and your mum goes to Canada, where will you go? Little Johnny: Canada Dad: that...

One day Billy called little Johnny. Billy: I’m in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? Billy: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a...

A Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to the den meeting. The den’s mother asked them sternly, “Why are you so late?” “We were helping an old man cross the street,” said...

Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below the average smarts around Little Rock. One day at Little Rock Walmart, they decided to participate in the weekly charity raffle. They...

Little Johnny walked into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was approaching and he thought it was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. “Mom, I want...

A guy goes to Las Vegas to gamble and loses all his money. He doesn’t even have enough for a cab, but he flagged one down anyway. He explained to the driver that he...

Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asked a lot of questions to his teacher. One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H...

A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: “I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.” Back came the answer: “Marry a penguin.”...

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About two hours.” The guy...