Officer Orders Man to Take Ducks to the Zoo — Next Day They’re Headed to the Beach in Sunglasses
On a warm summer afternoon in the quiet town of Clearwater, Officer Bill Harper was on his routine patrol when he spotted something so odd it made him slow his cruiser — a battered old green pickup with a sagging tailgate, packed to the brim with ducks.
Dozens of them waddled, flapped, and quacked, some leaning over the sides as if sightseeing, one even honking back at cars. Pulling the driver over, Harper found an elderly man with a weathered face, a straw hat, and a mischievous grin. Harper told him it was unsafe and distracting to drive through town with so many ducks and instructed him to take them to the zoo.
The old man nodded, tipped his hat, and drove off. The next day, Harper couldn’t believe his eyes — the same truck, the same old man, the same ducks, but now each bird wore sunglasses, some mirrored, some oversized, others colorful. Country music blasted from the speakers, and a few ducks sported beach towels or inflatable pool rings. Stopping the man again, Harper reminded him he’d said to take the ducks to the zoo. The man laughed and explained that he had — they’d seen monkeys, posed for photos, tried popcorn, and had a great time. “But today,” he added cheerfully, “we’re headed to the beach. They’ve got sunscreen, shades, and floaties. These ducks are living their best life.” With another tip of his hat, he drove away toward the coast, leaving Harper speechless and the gathered bystanders laughing, as the most stylish ducks in town quacked happily on their way to a perfect day in the sun.
