A Blonde Interview
A young, blonde woman goes to an office for an interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” He asks. The blonde counts carefully...
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A Texas Man Walks Into an Irish Pub
A Texas man walks into an Irish pub. He asks the guests, “I will bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.” People raise their heads but...
An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe
An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks him about his orders. The trucker says, “A burger, chips, and a coke,” and turns to the...
Joke of the day.A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me?” “I...
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.
Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. “Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language.” “Where did you hear such talk, anyway?” “My dad said it,” he responded. “Well, that doesn’t...
Teacher asked L.Johnny a question during an arithmetic lesson.
Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. ”If you had eleven dollars and I asked you for a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” said...
A Lady Was In A Pet Store.
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around, she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be sure before making any decisions, she kept checking...
A Woman Meets An Elderly Man In A Bar.
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk; they connect; and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she...
Two Nuns Were Followed By A Strange Man.
Two nuns, Sister Dulce and Sister Andrea, are on their way back from the market one evening. It’s already very late, and they have quite a distance left before reaching their convent. Suddenly, Sister...
Wife Was Preparing Breakfast.
The wife is in the kitchen, preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. The husband wanders in, still in his pajamas. She turns to him and says, “I need you to make love to me...