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An Old Woman Walked Into A Supermarket.

The old lady is in the supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking for Broccoli.” He informs her that they are...

The Patient is Cured.

A doctor walks into a room full of patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall. He then tells all the patients that whoever wants to...

Man and a Monkey.

A man and a monkey walk into a bar. The man sits down and orders a beer. The monkey jumps onto the bar and eats a very old olive that was sitting there. The...

teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip.

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. “We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota.” The teacher asked, “Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?”...

L.Johnny Was Busy Sleeping In Class.

Little Johnny was busy sleeping in class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him. Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? You’re not listening! Little Johnny:...

Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.” The doctor asks, “What do you mean?” The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I...

A man walks into a bar with an alligator.

A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He asks the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?” The bartender replies, “Yes, of course.” The man says, “Great, I’ll have a beer for myself...