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At a jewelry store, an old man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. “Don’t you want her name engraved upon it?” asked the jeweler. The Old man thought for a...

“Hey Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he continued, “then I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty...

The CEO of a large company was in need of a secretary. He spread ads all over town. A few days later, there was a knock on his door. It was a dog. He...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres...

A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor. The call is picked up by the clerk at the reception desk. The clerk responds, “May I help you?” The...

A man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a job. He saw an advertisement in the newspaper for a job in sales. He didn’t know anything about sales but figured...

A little boy came home from school one afternoon and rushed to approach his dad. He informed his father that his math teacher needed his attention at school. The father was surprised and asked...

A six-year-old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.” A short while later, there’s...

Boss Need Respect! The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read: “I’m the Boss!” He...

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed...