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A young man and an old woman are travelling by train, And the old woman, after looking closely at the young man, leans forward and says “Excuse me, young man, are you Jewish?” And...

A police station got two new horses, and two cops were assigned to be mounted police officers. They went on a ride and came back pleased. “This horse is great!”” “From now on, I’ll...

Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old lady: She proceeds to knock everyone’s socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs...

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash, and the barman says: “Geez, that’s a weird dog: he’s stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn’t have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler...

An elderly lady decided it was time to get her body in shape once and for all. She searched for the best aerobic classes. Then she joined an aerobics class for seniors. She spent...

A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench and eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you.” The boy...

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then, he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a...

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, She passed a room where a male patient was muttering furiously. “Oh, my God!” screamed the old woman. “That’s disgraceful! “Why...

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still-snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake...